There is so much that has been said about waking up next to a woman; some good, some bad. Whether it’s about coyote ugly or her beauty at first light…
Good morning!
I think you can do far worse than wake up next to me but I realized how many people have had this honor. Oh the scandal! Allow me to clarify. I’m quite familial and welcoming so many of my friends have spent the night at my house. We have shared hotel rooms and many of us have partied into the wee hours and dosed off (or just plain passed out) in one another’s company.
By the way, it is amazing to me how many people actually snore! For some it is more like a low, deep and heavy breathing but others are freakin’ scary loud. A few of my friends are very entertaining in their midnight orchestral ballads. I used to worry if I snored it would be humiliating but rest-assured, thanks to the many people I have slept with I am over the concern. I hear it is best to keep track of all your partners* so I’ve created my list and I will continually update it as my adventures continue.
Sueñes con los ángeles…
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*Note: Family members have been excluded for obvious reasons.
As to avoid an argument with my wife, I won’t go into detail about how many people have shared my bed over the years. Let’s just say that your billboard is quite conservative next to the album I would post. LOL!
I had to keep it to a respectable minimum, for obvious reasons.
funny!